I've Got An Allergy To Looking Too

Djing For People Is Fun Until Someone Comes Up With A Phone Screen That Has 'play Some Rihanna' Written On It. I Prefer To Play Older Songs Because They're The Ones I Personally Enjoy Dancing And Singing Along To And Modern Dance Music Bores My Brains Out.

People Get Intimidated Because They Think I Have Everything, But It's Just Not True.

I Think It's About Time People Stopped Judging Women On Their Appearance And More On Their Intellect. Like You Can Appreciate My Style Without Having To Appreciate My Weight. It's Not Actually Mutually Exclusive. I Just Get Frustrated Because Just Because I Exist In This Shape Doesn't Mean That I'm Like Advocating It.

Not Everything Happens For A Reason. Sometimes Life Just Sucks.

We've Had Distressed Edges. We've Had Culottes. We've Had High Waisted Jeans, We've Seen The Heralding Of The New Bootcut Back Again. I'm So Sorry To Say This To You, But The Only Way Forward Is Ultra-hipsters, You Know? Like Super-low Cut, Low-rider Jeans, To The Extreme.