I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish

Why Is It That They Have Bibles In Every Motel Room? Why Should A Man Want To Read The Bible When He's With A Woman Alone In A Motel Room? Why Would He Be Interested? Whatever He's Praying For, He's Already Got!

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.