I've Found That My Humor Goes Over

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

It Is Easy To Tell The Difference Between Jews And Gentiles. After The Show, All The Gentiles Are Saying 'have A Drink? Want A Drink? Let's Have A Drink!' While All The Jews Are Saying 'have You Eaten Yet? Want A Piece Of Cake? Let's Have Some Cake!

I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!