I've Found That My Humor Goes Over

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

Predictions Are Preposterous.

All The Democrats Do Is Bicker. They're Not Concerned About The War Or The Fate Of The United States Of America. They're Desperate Characters.

Blacks Can Get Into Medical School With A Lower Grade ... If That's True, A Jew Should Be Able To Play Basketball With A Lower Net.

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.