I've Found Men Are Less Likely To

Try To Enjoy Myself When I Can - I'll Be Miserable Enough As It Is.

I Restore Myself When I'm Alone.

It's Not To Much Fun To Know Yourself Too Well Or Think You Do - Everyone Needs A Little Conceit To Carry Them Through & Past The Falls.

Isn't There Any Other Part Of The Matzo You Can Eat?

A Smart Girl Is One Who Knows How To Play Tennis, Golf, Piano -- And Dumb.