Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun

It Wasn't Exactly That Lula Was Fat. It Was More That She Was Too Short For Her Weight." - Stephanie Plum

The Dog Ran Into The Kitchen, Stuck His Nose In Grandma's Crotch, And Snuffled. Dang," Grandma Said. "guess My New Perfume Really Works. I'm Gonna Have To Try It Out At The Seniors Meeting.

Suppose I Lay Down On The Pavement And You Run Over Me A Few Times With My Own Car...just For Old Times.

Turns Out, That's How It Is With Weddings. You Just Keep Getting In Deeper And Deeper Until You Want To Throw Up.

Excuse Me?" I Said, Palms Down On The Formica Tabletop. "coffee? I Thought We Came Here For Pie." "i Don't Eat The Kind Of Pie They Serve Here." I Felt A Flash Of Heat Go Through My Stomach. I Knew Firsthand The Kind Of Pie Ranger Liked.