I've Done My Job And I've Got

We Can Only Use British Actors Because Everybody's Got To Talk Exactly The Same.

No English Director Would've Cast Me As An Officer, I Promise You. Not One.

The First Thing I'll Do If I Want To Look Really Crappy Is, I Don't Wear Any Makeup At All.

I Don't Have To Work, Really, But I Do Enjoy Working, And I Do Enjoy Getting Paid.

It's Funny, People Ask Me, 'what Would You Consider The Most Romantic Track On Your Record Mr Caine?' And I Say 'swollen' By Bent, And They Say 'i Think He's Off His Rocker!'