Funny Things Happen To You In Movies

A Lot Of My Best Parts I've Been The Second Choice For, So You Never Get Too Egotistical About Anything.

You Don't Retire From The Movies. The Movies Retire You.

There's Quite A Lot Of Bad Stuff Written About Me. My Wife Even Says A Lot Of Bad Stuff About Me. But She Is Wonderful.

I've Never Taken Drugs - If You Take A Drug Of Your Choice, You Get Some Ecstatic Feeling.

I Spent My Entire Time Reading Books And Going To The Cinema, Just To Escape.