Funny Things Happen To You In Movies

If You're A Leading Actor You Don't Work With Another Actor. You Work With A Lady.

To Be A Movie Star, You Have To Carry A Movie. And To Carry A Movie Where You Play The Title Role Is The Supreme Example.

My Mother Had Heard All About Miniskirts But Had Never Seen One So I Took Her For Lunch At Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We Walked Down The King's Road And Waited 10 Seconds For Our First Miniskirt And A Girl Came Along With Her Skirt Tucked Round Her Arse. I Said: 'what Do You Think, Ma?' And She Said: 'if It's Not For Sale, You Shouldn't Put It In The Window!'

Hey, I Always Say: If You Want A Quiet Life, Become A Monk.

My View Is That You Should Always Remake Failures Because Then You've Got Nowhere To Go But Up.