I've Discovered That The More Freedom I

Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All You Have To Do.

I Enjoyed Reading All The Classic Authors Like Isaac Asimov And Bradbury.

I Love To Go To A Movie, Get A Diet Coke And A Barrel Of Popcorn, And Sit There With My Kids And Watch A Film.

I Love Technology. Matches, To Light A Fire Is Really High Tech. The Wheel Is Really One Of The Great Inventions Of All Time. Other Than That I Am An Ignoramus About Technology. I Once Looked For The 'on' Button On The Computer And Came To Find Out It Was On The Back. Then I Thought, Anyone Who Would Put The 'on' Switch On The Back, Where You Can't Find It, Doesn't Do Any Good For My Psyche. The One Time I Did Get The Computer On, I Couldn't Turn The Damn Thing Off!

Divorce Is Probably As Painful As Death.