I've Calmed Down Already. I Don't Hook

I Don't Go Tanning Anymore Because Obama Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Mccain Would Never Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Because He's Pale And Would Probably Want To Be Tan.

But It's Really Hard To Eat Good When You're Traveling Because You See Fast Food And You Want To Go To This Restaurant And That Restaurant.

I Think The Biggest Misconception About Me Is People Really Don't Know Who I Really Am. They See The Party Side Of Me, They See The Crazy Side Of Me. But I Also Have A Laid-back Side. You Know, I'm Chill, Down To Earth. If You Want To Grab A Cup Of Coffee And Just Talk About Life, I Can Do That.

What I'd Like Is To Turn Out Like Jessica Simpson, With Her Whole Brand

It Sucks, But No Long Islands Or Margaritas When You Drink. It Has To Be Straight Vodka.