I've Calmed Down Already. I Don't Hook

I Think I Just Realized That Having A Problem - An Eating Disorder - It's Not Healthy And You Can Actually Die From That. I Realized It's Not Worth It And You Just Need To Be Healthy.

I'll Always Be This Crazy, Fun Person, But When It's Time To Get Married, I'm Going To Be An Amazing Wife.

I Don't Go Tanning Anymore Because Obama Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Mccain Would Never Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Because He's Pale And Would Probably Want To Be Tan.

I'm Not Good With Time. Like, If I Ask You The Time And You Say A Quarter To 2, I Wouldn't Know. Why Can't You Just Say 2:30?

It Sucks, But No Long Islands Or Margaritas When You Drink. It Has To Be Straight Vodka.