I've Been The Queen Of Dysfunction And

I've Been On The Cover Of Every Magazine In The World.

Back In The Day I Was Doing Runway, Editorial, Advertising, Spokesmodeling, And Public Appearances. Those Are Five Different Categories.

Self-help Books Are For The Birds. Self-help Groups Are Where It's At.

I Can Wrap My Legs Around My Neck.

But You See, That's The Gilded Prison Of Fashion. We're Riding In Private Jets, And Meantime I Was So Incredibly, Painfully Sad And Lonely.