The Idea Of The Extreme Makeover Is

In My Day, I, Being The First Supermodel, I Hawked Everything.

Mothers Don't Let Your Daughters Grow Up To Be Models Unless You're Present.

If You Think I'm Over-the-top, I Am.

I Have To Wake Up And Drink Chamomile Tea To Slow Down.

But You See, That's The Gilded Prison Of Fashion. We're Riding In Private Jets, And Meantime I Was So Incredibly, Painfully Sad And Lonely.