I've Been On A Show Before Where

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

The Funniest Thing Is When Somebody Says "look I've No Idea Who You Are But My Friend Said You Are On A Show And I Just Wanted To Introduce Myself" You Know That They Are Lying! Those People Can Just Get Out Of My Way.

I Love The Idea Of 'the One' But I Actually Believe That There Isn't A Miss Right. There Are 12,000 Miss Rights Out There And It's All Timing.

As For My Personal Life, I'd Love To Start A Family Of My Own. I Think I'd Make A Great Dad, And I Think Shortly I Would Make A Great Husband.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.