I Used To Believe In A "ms.

Ninety Percent Of Video Game Ai Really Is Pretty Damn Bad. I Think That's Actually Why It's So Much Fun To Shoot Things. Because The Ai Is So Bad And The Characters Are So Annoying.

If I Hadn't Had The Experience Of Being Famous, I Would Have Searched For It My Whole Life. I Would Have Just Gone On And On Trying To Find It.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.

Vicodin, I Got Addicted To That Little Pill. The Reason I Dont Talk About It Too Much In The Press Is Because It Isnt Funny, And I Love To Be Funny In Interviews. If You Joke About That Period In Your Life, It Doesnt Seem Right.

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!