I Taught Them Everything They Know, But

Papa Didn't Cuss, He Didn't Raise A Whole Lot Of Fuss. But When We Did Wrong, Papa Beat The Hell Out Of Us.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

We Can Never Be Like It Was At Penn State With Joe Paterno. That Was An Anomaly In An Of Itself.

Some Like Them Fat, Some Like Them Tall, Some Like Them Short, Skinny Legs And All. I Like Them All.

My Son Don't Have To Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud. He Don't Have To Be Called Those Crazy Names.