I Taught Them Everything They Know, But

I Just Thank God For All Of The Blessings.

Money Won't Change You, But Time Will Take You Out.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.

For Goodness Sake, Look At Those Cakes.

Some Like Them Fat, Some Like Them Tall, Some Like Them Short, Skinny Legs And All. I Like Them All.