I've Been In These Tabloids For 14

Actions Speak Louder Than Words, And It's No More True Than With Your Kids.

I Don't Want To Die Without Scars.

The Last Bollywood Movie I Watched Was 3 Idiots That Featured Aamir Khan In It. It Was Impressive!

When I Received My First Paycheck From My Now Known Day Job, I Spent It On A Period Craftsman Chair And A Frank Lloyd Wright-wannabe Lamp. With My Second Paycheck, I Bought A Stereo.

I Loved 'saturday Night Fever' When I Was A Kid. I Couldn't Believe People Talked That Way. It Was Just A Whole New Culture I Didn't Understand. I Snuck Into It. It Was An R-rated Film. So It Holds A Special Place.