I Don't Think I Was All That

A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: "wife Wanted". Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: "you Can Have Mine."

You Dont Know Someone Until You Know What They Want.

I Don't Feel Restless, I Just Like To Travel.

I Loved 'saturday Night Fever' When I Was A Kid. I Couldn't Believe People Talked That Way. It Was Just A Whole New Culture I Didn't Understand. I Snuck Into It. It Was An R-rated Film. So It Holds A Special Place.

I Phoned My Grandparents And My Grandfather Said 'we Saw Your Movie.' 'which One?' I Said. He Shouted 'betty, What Was The Name Of That Movie I Didn't Like?