I've Been Having A Lot Of Trouble

I Don't Stop Eating When I'm Full. The Meal Isn't Over When I'm Full. It's Over When I Hate Myself.

I'm Not Raising The Children, I'm Raising The Grown Ups That They're Going To Be.

My Bank Is The Worst. They Are Screwing Me. You Know What They Did To Me? They're Charging Me Money For Not Having Enough Money. Apparently, When You're Broke, That Costs Money.

Look At All The Minorities Around Here! I'm The Only Majority.

America's A Family. We All Yell At Each Other. It All Works Out.