Everything That People Say Is Testable.

It's A Positive Thing To Talk About Terrible Things And Make People Laugh About Them.

When A Person Tells You That You Hurt Them, You Don't Get To Decide That You Didn't.

To Me, Comedies Are Usually The Least Funny Movies. Movies That Are Actually A Comedy Are Usually Not All That Funny. To Me Goodfellas And Raging Bull Are Two Of The Funniest Movies I Ever Saw.

When You Have Bacon In Your Mouth, It Doesn't Matter Who's President.

You’ll Be Fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] And Lost Is Part Of Your Path. Don’t Avoid It. See What Those Feelings Are Showing You And Use It. Take A Breath. You’ll Be Okay. Even If You Don’t Feel Okay All The Time.