I've Been Doing Comedies But I'm Not

I Live Right Next To A Grocery Store And I Don't Know If It's The Bachelor In Me, But I Just Go In And Shop For What I Need For The Day. I'm An Idiot Because I Don't Shop For The Whole Week. The Check Out Clerks Always Crack Jokes About The Fact That I'm In There Sometimes Twice A Day.

Maybe I'll Just Become A Cartoon Character Because There's Nothing Left For Me To Do In An R-rated Comedy.

There Are A Lot Of Movies I've Done That Come And Go, And Don't Really Establish A Growing Fan Base.

I Got My Very Last Tattoo After My Father Died. I'm Not Getting Anymore; Otherwise I'll End Up Like Mike Tyson With A Tattoo On My Face.

I Would Watch 'the Dukes Of Hazzard' On Loop. At One Point I Had 30 Televisions In My Bedroom And I Would Watch It Over And Over.