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There's A Lot Of Us Idiot Actors That Get Tattoos And They Cover Them With Makeup When You Do A Film.

Maybe I'll Just Become A Cartoon Character Because There's Nothing Left For Me To Do In An R-rated Comedy.

Everyone Should Walk Across The Brooklyn Bridge. I Did It Three Days In A Row Because It Was One Of The Most Exhilarating Experiences I've Ever Had. The View Is Breathtaking.

I Don't Want To Be Known As A Jerk Forever.

I'm Cool With The Way I Look, I'm Not An Ugly Dog, But I Don't See Myself As A Stud Or Anything.