I've Always Showed Up. If I Got

I Am Right. I`m Always Right. One Time I Thought I Was Wrong, I Found Out I Was Right.

My Momma Always Said, 'you And Elvis Are Pretty Good, But Y'all Ain't No Chuck Berry.

You've Got To Walk And Talk With God To Go To Heaven... I Have The Devil In Me! If I Didn't Have, I'd Be Christian!

If I'm Going To Hell, I'm Going There Playing The Piano.

I'm Coming On Home To You Instead Cause They're All Too Ugly Tonight.