I Had The Privilege Of Having Two

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

I Got More Mail Than Anybody On The History Of The Today Show, But Half Of It Was To Get Me Off The Air.

The Best Cookies Of All In The World Are The Ones My Daughter Sally Makes. They Come Out All Uniform With Nice Little Air Holes.

Will Rogers Was An American Hero - Someone You Could Get Your Teeth Into And Love.