I've Always Had A Love Of Country

I Have Nightmares That I'm Going To Wake Up, And Everyone's Driving A Prius And Living In A Condo, And We're All Getting Health Insurance.

I'm Not A Greedy Man; There Really Is Nothing I Couldn't Live Without. But If There Was A Fire, And I Saved My Child And My Pets, I'd Be Happy.

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'

The Best Formula For Revenge Is Success.

Europeans Don't Seem To Have The Groupie Mentality.