Going Out Hanging Out With The Troops,

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

There's Always A Justin Bieber. Ever Since I've Been Around, There's Always Been One Of Him. You Know, You Can Trace It Back From How Old You Are And The Boy Bands That Came Along Then And The Teen Sensations And Whatnot. And, You Know, Good For Them. There's A Few Of Them That Make It Out And A Few Of Them That Don't.

I Have A Couple Of Guys To Do My Laundry. Just Because I'm Lazy And Rich.

A Common Man, Even Like Myself, I Don't Know How To Pay My Taxes.

You're Not Going To Get Anything Politically Correct Out Of Me.