I've Always Found Life Quite Difficult To

Comedy Always Works Best When It Is Mean-spirited.

Oh, I Could Spend My Life Having This Conversation - Look - Please Try To Understand Before One Of Us Dies

You Don't Have To Be The Dalai Lama To Tell People That Life's About Change.

Creativity Is Not The Possession Of Some Special Talent. It’s About The Willingness To Play.

When People Quote Sketches To Me, Half The Time I Don't Know What They're Talking About So I Have To Sort Of Go, Aha, Yes, Oh Yep, I Remember That And Lie My Way Out Of It.