I've Always Found Life Quite Difficult To

The Trouble With The British Is That They Are Not Interested In Ideas. If Jesus Came Back Today And Offered To Speak For An Hour On British Television, They Would Say, "what! Another Talking Head?

Laughter Is A Force For Democracy.

When You're Being Stalked By An Angry Mob With Raspberries, The First Thing To Do Is To Release A Tiger.

But Then Acting Is All About Faking. We're All Very Good At Faking Things That We Have No Competence With.

I Was Always A Sports Nut But I've Lost Interest Now In Whether One Bunch Of Mercenaries In North London Is Going To Beat Another Bunch Of Mercenaries From West London.