I've Always Felt That Feminism Was Just

Once I Began Following My Own Instincts, Sales Took Off And I Became A Millionaire. And That, I Think, Is A Key Secret To Every Person's Success, Be They Male Or Female, Banker Or P0rnographer:trust In Your Gut.

Majority Rule Only Works If You're Also Considering Individual Rights. Because You Can't Have Five Wolves And One Sheep Voting On What To Have For Supper.

Murder Is Illegal, But If You Take A Picture Of It You May Get Your Name In A Magazine Or Maybe Win A Pulitzer Prize. However, Sex Is Legal, But If You Take A Picture Of That Act, You Can Go To Jail.

I've Always Felt That Feminism Was Just An Excuse For Ugly Women To March.

You Know, A Huge Drain On California's Economy Is The Illegal Immigrants. We Need To Close The Borders.