I've Always Been Very Skeptical About Marriage,

I Would Say If You Are Going To Party, Show Up On Time To Work.

I've Made Mistakes, And I Know Why I Made Them, But I Made That Choice. Nobody's Ever Made A Choice For Me.

I Love My Comedy Too Much To Bastardize It With Bad Romantic Comedy.

I've Learned That Success Comes In A Very Prickly Package. Whether You Choose To Accept It Or Not Is Up To You. It's What You Choose To Do With It, The People You Choose To Surround Yourself With. Always Choose People That Are Better Than You. Always Choose People That Challenge You And Are Smarter Than You. Always Be The Student. Once You Find Yourself To Be The Teacher, You've Lost It.

All The Knowledge That I Have Doesn't Necessarily Make Me Brilliant, But I Love Acquiring Knowledge And Then Sharing It With Everybody Else.