I've Actually Been Turned Down For Jobs

I've Actually Been Turned Down For Jobs Because I Was In Playboy.

A Lot Of Playmates Look Like Playmates, But I Look So Girl-next-door And Wholesome.

The Only Foreplay I Really Need Is For A Guy To Kiss My Hip Bone. The Hip Is The Most Erotic And Neglected Body Part. Kiss The Hip Bone With Your Lips.

If You Want To Meet A Woman, It's Best Just To Smile And Say Hi.

Like Most Women, I Hate When A Guy Tries To Pick Me Up By Saying, You Are The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen. It's Totally Unrealistic. There Are Beautiful Women Everywhere.