It's 2003. Why Can't I Teleport?

In Canada I'm Not Dealing With People Who Are Bringing In Baggage, They Just Get It. But New Orleans Will Be A Bit Different. If There's A Group Of People Who Have A Right To Be Bitter, It's The People Of New Orleans.

Wow, You Survived A Blackout. You're Made Of Stronger Stuff Than Ice Cream.

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.