It's 2003. Why Can't I Teleport?

My Favorite Health Club Is The International House Of Pancakes

Fema I Always Thought Was A Bone Here In Your Ass.

People Would Be A Lot Better Off If They'd Enjoy Being Single.

I Have No Religion Because I Was Born And Raised Jewish. And On The First Night Of Hanukkah, My Parents, When I Was Very Young, Gave Me A Top To Play With. They Called It A Dreidel. I Knew It Was A Top. And As I Looked At That Top, I Said, 'you Know. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Be Jewish For Very Long.

Since There Are So Many Idiots Out There, You May Actually Start To Think You're Crazy. You Are Not. They Are Idiots.