It's Very Interesting To Know What People

Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving.

I'm Not Aware Of Having A Creepy Laugh, But Apparently I Do.

Much Of Television Has Been Homogenized In The Desire To Avoid Annoying Or Upsetting People.

On That Same Tour We Ran Into A Band At Aylesbury Friars, A Biggish Venue In Oxfordshire, England. They Were A Four-piece From Ireland Called U2. They Seemed Like Nice Fellows And They Sounded Pretty Good, But We Didn’t Keep In Touch. They’re Probably Taxi Drivers And Accountants By Now.

Don't Protest Outside Of A Rich Man's House In The Daytime, You'll Just Scare The Maid, And That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's Job.