It's Very Canadian Of Me - Or

The People I Really Feel Sorry For Are All The Writers Out There Who Wrote These Outrageous Comedic Romps About A Grossly Unqualified Person Who Goes On To Become A Vice Presidential Candidate In A Hotly Contested Presidential Race. With Hilarious Results. They Must Be So Bummed.

Nobody Wants To Have Things Blurted At Them.

I Am A Cookbook Fanatic.

I'm Shy, But I'm Not Clinically Shy. I Don't Have Social Anxiety Disorder Or Anything Like That. I More Have A Gentle Shyness. Like, I Have A Little Trouble Mingling At Parties.

Everybody Is Agreeing So Tersely. I Just Had A Flashback To The Month Before My Parents Finally Admitted They Were Getting A Divorce.