It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do

Being Larry David On Curb Your Enthusiasm Was The Best Thing To Happen To Larry David In Life.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.