It's Sweet That I Don't Have To

Shakira Is A New Friend, But I Love Her Dearly Already. She's So Sweet And Adorable And Hilarious.

Do I Really Have Moves Like Jagger? F**king A, No, I Don’t. But I Was Going To Tell Everybody That I Did And Hoped They Believed Me.

I Was The Music Dude That Was Naked All The Time With The Girls, And That's Fine, No Problem With That.

There Are Many Things That Keep Me From Getting Married. But There Will Be A Time When Marriage Makes Sense To Me.

I'm Intelligent Enough To Survive Happily And Be Compassionate. If I Were Too Smart, I Would Realize All The Ills Of The World.