I've Got The Moves Like Jagger.

There Are Two Kinds Of Men. There Are Men Who Are F**king Misogynist Pigs And Then There Are Men Who Really Love Women, Who Think They’re The Most Amazing People In The World. And That’s Me. Maybe The Reason I Was Promiscuous And Wanted To Sleep With A Lot Of Them, Is That I Love Them So Much.

Let's Face It, I Only Practice Yoga Because The Classes Are Always Packed With Beautiful Women.

I Had To Fight With Myself 'cause He's So Good, Yet He's So Popular.

Roads Taken Far Away From You Are Many. Do Not Fear, Mother; They All Lead Back.

Taylor Swift Is Super Charming. Damn You Swift.