It's So Tedious That Everyone Must Be

Why Pamper Life's Complexities When The Leather Runs Smooth On The Passenger Seat?

I Called To Wish You An Unhappy Birthday Because You're Evil And You Lie And If You Should Die I May Feel Slightly Sad, But I Won't Cry.

When You're Younger, You See The People Who Are In Power And Think They Must Have That Position Because Of Some Degree Of Skill. And As You Get Older, You Realize It's Not True, That Most People In Those Positions Are Absolutely Inept. And This Naturally Makes You Feel Better About Yourself.

I Decree Today That Life Is Simply Taking And Not Giving, England Is Mine And It Owes Me A Living.

That's Why I Do This Music Business Thing, It's Communication With People Without Having The Extreme Inconvenience Of Actually Phoning Anybody Up.