It's So Tedious That Everyone Must Be

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

I Would Never, Ever Do Anything As Vulgar As Having Fun.

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.

I've Only Been To Ireland Once, And I Felt I Would Wake Up With Voices In My Head, Almost Like Music, And That If I Were A Songwriter, I Would Be Very Inspired.