It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

Real People Are Good And Grumpy. They're Nice And Mean. And I Come From A Nice And Mean Family. My Mom Was Nice, And My Dad Was Mean. So I Would've Served Myself A Lot Better If Louie Lundgren Would've Blown Up At Some Of The People He Was Talking To. I Think It Would've Really Served Everybody Better. We'd Probably Still Be On The Air!

I Was With A Famous Comedian When A Young Fan Walked Up And Asked For An Autograph. The Comedian Blew Him Off. I'll Never Forget The Look On The Young Boy's Face. He Was Devastated.

When I Say, 'i Can't Stay Long, I'm In-between Meals,' That Plays Differently On The Radio Than It Does In Person. So I Have To Pick Material That Works Because The Words Are Funny, Not Just Because Of The Images.

I Have A Very Warm Spot In My Heart For Vegas.

Playing Mrs.baskets Was An Interesting Experience For Me. It Was The Most Rewarding Thing I've Done Since Life With Louie. So You Never Know: If Somebody Asks You To Put A Wig And A Dress On, You Shouldn't Just Say "no" Right Away.you Should At Least See If There's Money, Fame, And Satisfaction Involved.