It's So Great To Be Able To

Rule 1: When All Else Fails, Follow Instructions. And Rule 2: Don't Be An Asshole.

Everybody Thinks Their Opinion Is The Right One. If They Didn't, They Would Get A New One.

Getting Into A New Relationship Is Like Pouring Miracle-gro On Your Character Defects.

My Gratitude For Good Writing Is Unbounded; I’m Grateful For It The Way I’m Grateful For The Ocean.

You Want To Protect Your Child From Pain, And What You Get Instead Is Life, And Grace; And Though Theologians Insist That Grace Is Freely Given, The Truth Is That Sometimes You Pay For It Through The Nose. And You Can't Pay Your Child's Way.