It's So Easy To Put Music Out

Vegetables....a Waste Of Good Plate Space

Every One Of Those Old Songs Like "what's My Age Again?" And "all The Small Things" Is Like A Tattoo Or A Scrapbook Or An Old Photograph. There Are Just Songs That Define Certain Moments In Your Life. Everyone Has A Song That Got Them Through A Bad Breakup Or They Put On And It Made Them Feel Like They Wanted To Go Out And Kick The World's Ass With Their Friends On A Weekend. Those Songs Still Feel Like That To Me.

Take It From Me Because I Learned The Hard Way: Circumcisions Are Best Left To Professionals.

I've Learned Some Of The Greatest Life Lessons From Growing Up In The Skate And Punk Rock Communities.

Why Do Scuba Divers Fall Backwards Off A Boat? Because If They Fell Forwards They'd Still Be In The Boat.