It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because

In Egypt: Under No Conditions, Under Threat Of Death Could Anyone Kill A Cat. People Were Exceuted For Even Killing A Cat Accidentally. And When A Cat Died, The Whole Family, And Probably Their Closest Friends, Went Into Mourning, The Measure Of Their Personal Loss Signalled By Their Shaving Off Their Eyebrows.

Why Cat Were Given Such Terrific Peripheral Vision When They Spend So Much Time Looking Down Their Noses Is Difficult To Understand.

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.

Dogs Are Not Our Whole Life, But They Make Our Lives Whole.

I Always Thought That My Canine Family Tended To View Me As The Funny-looking Two-legged Dog Who Runs The Can Opener.