It's Only Words... Unless They're True.

I Tend To Write A Lot, Which I Think Is The Secret To Being Prolific.

Acting Is Not A Genteel Profession. Actors Used To Be Buried At A Crossroads With A Stake Through The Heart. Those People's Performances So Troubled The Onlookers That They Feared Their Ghosts. An Awesome Compliment. Those Players Moved The Audience Not Such That They Were Admitted To A School, Or Received A Complimentary Review, But Such That The Audience Feared For Their Soul. Now That Seems To Me Something To Aim For.

We Must Have A Pie. Stress Cannot Exist In The Presence Of A Pie.

I've Been Alienating My Public Since I Was 20 Years Old. When 'american Buffalo' Came Out On Broadway, People Would Storm Out And Say, 'how Dare He Use That Kind Of Language!' Of Course I'm Alienating The Public! That's What They Pay Me For.

The Oscars Demonstrate The Will Of The People To Control And Judge Those They Have Elected To Stand Above Them (much, Perhaps, As In Bygone Days, An Election Celebrated The Same).