It's Not The Size Of The Ship;

No, I've Never Truly Been A Minister.

I Think That A Man Should Be Caring.

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

If At First You Don't Succeed, You Get Back Up And You Try ... And You Try ... And You Try It Again ... Except Ice Skating, I Hate This Crap, I Quit!

Gay People Are The Sweetest, Kindest, Most Artistic, Warmest And Most Thoughtful People In The World. And Since The Beginning Of Time All They've Ever Been Is Kicked.