It's Not The Size Of The Ship;

Like, My Mother Would Have Company Over, And I Would Sing So They'd Pay Attention To Me.

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Got A Girl Named Bony Maronie, She's As Skinny As A Stick Of Macaroni.

And I Don't Get Down On Nobody Else For Doing Whatever Else They Do. To Each His Own.

I Don't Think A Woman Has To Act Like A Man To Show That She Has Strength.