I Was Really Kind Of Shy As

I Would Wear Flamboyant Clothes And Long Hair, And Most Singers At The Time Didn't.

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Invented Rock & Roll. Jimi Hendrix Was My Guitar Player. James Brown Was My Vocalist.

But I'm A Rock 'n' Roll Singer; That's My Livelihood, My Occupation.

They Shoulda Called Me Little Cocaine, I Was Sniffing So Much Of The Stuff! My Nose Got Big Enough To Back A Diesel Truck In, Unload It, And Drive It Right Out Again.