It's Not Really Difficult To Go From

I Wore A Thong And A Bra And A Wig. Those Things Hurt. I Mean, Thongs? Like, They Dig In. It Takes A Tough Man To Be A Woman.

Women Are, In General, Less Shallow Visually. If Their Man Gains 10, 20 Pounds, They Don't Care As Much.

Getting Over Someone Is A Grieving Process. You Mourn The Loss Of The Relationship, And That's Only Expedited By 'out Of Sight, Out Of Mind.' But When You Walk Outside And See Them On A Billboard Or On Tv Or On The Cover Of A Magazine, It Reopens The Wound. It's A High-class Problem, But It's Real.

I Would Love To Do Broadway Again.

I Say With Pride That I've Done Over A Hundred Voices Or Something, And Some Of Them May Have Only Had Two Or Three Lines, But I Literally Never Ran Out. I Think I'm A Bit Of A Savant That Way. I Kind Of Remember Every Voice I Hear, Famous Or Otherwise, And Can Imitate It Pretty Fast. I've Enjoyed Mimicking People Famous And Not Famous All Through My Life, And They Kind Of Remain In The Memory Banks, So I'm Ready To Trot Them Out.