It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch

A Marriage Doesn't Have To Be Perfect, But You Can Be Perfect For Each Other.

I Don't Play Sports. The Only Sports I Play Is Shopping. But There Is A Lot Of Walking Involved In That... Running Sometimes If There's A Sale.

Am I Eating Chicken Or Tuna?

I Think There's A Difference Between Ditzy And Dumb. Dumb Is Just Not Knowing. Ditzy Is Having The Courage To Ask!

Nobody Deserves To Be Treated Like A Princess 100% Of The Time... Not Even Me.