Its Not Easy Being A Man You

I Don't See Teenagers Anymore. I See... I See Youths. Slumped S Shapes In Their Hoodies, All Huddled Round A Bin Of Burning Grannies. All Texting Eachother Because They've Given Up On Speech.

It's Easy To Smile When You Have A Squirrel's Intellect.

If You Covered A Broom Handle With Oil And Shoved It Up My Arse, Then Put Me On A Trampoline, In A Lift, I Could Write A Better Song On The Walls.

I Don't Have Lungs Anymore! Just Two Spare Bags That Flew In Under A Bridge One Day.

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