It's Not As If I Can Just

It's Sad That We Have Become So Accustomed To Bad Service That We're Shocked When We Get Good Service.

The Good Thing About Having This Illness Is That It Allows Me To Be A Little Bit Crazy.

I Want Teachers To Teach, And I Want Oreos To Be Eaten.

I've Known Attractive Airheads, And I've Known Ugly Idiots.

I'm The Reason Why I'm Overweight. No One Made Me Do It. I Did It.