It's Not As If I Can Just

Jerkery Knows No Financial Pedigree.

I'll Rail Against What I Think Is Wrong.

It's Not As If I Can Just Pop On My Show And Be Rude If I've Had A Hard Day.

There's Nothing Wrong Or Evil About Having A Bad Day. There's Everything Wrong With Making Others Have To Have It With You.

I Want Teachers To Teach, And I Want Oreos To Be Eaten.