It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.

If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski, Then You've Never Been On Acid.

I'm Into Humanity. I Don't Believe In God, But I Believe In Human Beings.

I Felt Audiences Are Happier To Take Comedy People Who Play Darker People Because There's A Link Between The Psychosis Of Comedy And The Psychosis Of Being A Twisted Character.

You Notice How They Always Put The Fruit And Veg At The Entrance To The Supermarket? You Go In Thinking 'this Is A Fresh Shop, Everything In Here Is Fresh! I Will Do Well To Shop Here'. You Never Go Straight To The Bit With The Toilet Paper, Loo Brushes And Such Do You? You'd Think 'this Is A Poo Shop! Everything In Here Is Themed On Poo!