It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A

But The Dutch Speak Four Languages And Smoke Marijuana!

When You're Coming Out, You Have To Deal With The Whole World Saying 'oh! You're An Abominable Snowman'.

I Just Believe In The Goodwill Of People, The Power Of People To Do Something Positive.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

I Use A Bruce Lee Technique: "the Way Of No Way". He Had The Idea That He Would Learn Everything, So That Whoever He Had To Fight, He Could Improvise Anything. The Best Way Of Starting A Gig Is Just To Not Think Of Anything - To Clear Your Mind, Not In An Empty Zen State, But More Just To Go On And See Where You Go.