It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

I Remember When I Was Being Told About Watergate, And I Thought, "oh, America Is Not What I Think America Is." But America Is What I Think It Is. It's Just That It's Two Bits Of It, And I Don't Go With The Republican Bit Of It. I Go More With The Democratic Bit.

Cake And Tea Or Death?

This Is Your Captain Speaking. Welcome Aboard Flight...one, From...here To There. We'll Be Cruising At A Height Of Ten Feet, Going Up To Twelve And A Half Feet If We See Anything Big. And Our Copilot Today Is A Flask Of Coffee.

Charles Darwin Wrote A Famous Book In 18 [gibberish]. And That Book Was An Interesting Book, Cuz It Was Called "monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-you".