It's No Fun Being A Specimen.

I Live A Sensible Life. You Know, I Don't Take On Too Much.

It's A Tribute To The Human Brain That Anyone Is Able To Function Out There On Television In A Talk Situation That Is Entirely Artificial.

I'm Not All That Enthralled By Show Business, And I'm Not That Much Of A Highbrow.

A Grown Man, Weeping, Is A Tough Thing To See.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.