It's Nice, When The Lights Come Up

Would You Want People Walking Up To You And Pointing At Your D--k? I Can't Believe I'm Still Talking About This. But I've Worn Underwear Every Day Of My Life And The Fact That I'm Painted As This Exhibitionist Is A Little Annoying. It's Become A Meme, I Guess. Being Someone Who People Want To Photograph, You Have To Open Yourself Up To The Positive And Negative. It Is What It Is. If I Get Mad At It I'll Look Like A Douchebag. But It's Silly.

Losing Both Parents At A Young Age Gave Me A Sense That You Can't Really Control Life - So You'd Better Live It While It's Here. I Stopped Believing In A Storybook Existence A Long Time Ago. All You Can Do Is Push In A Direction And See What Comes Of It.

Part Of Being An Adult Is Treating Women Like Women.

Whether It's Paris Hilton Or Kim Kardashian Or Whoever, Stupidity Is Certainly Celebrated.

We Know That Inevitably The Millennials Will Get Old And Tired Again, And Then There Will Be The Bilennials Or Trilennials, Or Whatever The Next Generation Is, And We're All Going To End Up On Our Lawn Shaking Our Fists In A Bathrobe Yelling At The Moon.