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Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

Women Don't Like Guys Who Are Dangerous. Women Just Want Us To Think That Because Women Are Trying To Kill Us.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.

Police In Washington D.c. Are Now Using Cameras To Catch Drivers Who Go Through Red Lights. Many Congressmen This Week Opposed The Use Of The Red Light Cameras Incorrectly Assuming They Were Being Used For Surveillance At Local Brothels.